Fluctuations
Two brothers, Ying and Yang, wandering down a street in America with arms full of purchases and cameras swinging from their necks, one of the brothers slips into the bank to exchange 30,000 yen into dollars.
Ying: I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar, bow much I get?
Teller: Oh, you will get $8000.
Ying: ‘Fank you very much.
Teller: Youre welcome, and hands Ying the $8000.
Ying and Yang carry on doing copious amounts of shopping until Yang says he is a little low on local currency.
So Ying told Yang to go to the same bank and get a good deal. So off Yang goes.
Yang: I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar. Now much I get?
Teller: Oh, you will get $6000.
Yang: Only $6000! But how cum my broffer, just a few hour ago, get $8000?
Teller: Fluctuations.
Yang: Well, fluck you Yankees too!
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