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Jul
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.
She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, At last theyre finally together.
A guy sitting in the front row says, Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?
I mean her legs!