A boy is talking to his mom and he says…

Im sick!
Then you better stay home from school. she says.
No, mom! Im SICK! he says
THEN STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL! she yells.No, Im sick. As in tight. As in bad. As in phat. he bragsWHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? she yellsIm….cool. he says.There, now you realize why your new slang is so stupid. It confuses the human race. she grumbles.

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