A Profile in Courage

A hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He stopped a man on the street, saying to him: Here friend, take a drink outa my jug.

The man protested, saying he never drank. The hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: Drink!

The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed.

Gad! thats awful stuff youve got there.

Aint it, though? replied the hillbilly. Now, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig.

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