22
Sep
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, My cock is longer than that cats tail.
A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.
But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says, Just a moment! Where did you measure that cats tail from?
From the asshole. says the bartender.
Well, kindly do me the same favor.