Bear….Shits Self

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A fellow was telling a couple his friends about the tragedy that befell him while scouting the woods that weekend prior to opening of deer season. I was goin through the woods, he said, when, turning behind a big tree, I came face to face with a huge grizzly……Wow!, said one of the friends, that mustve been really scarey. …Yeah, said the man telling the story, The grizzly reared up like this (man stands up, raises both hands in front…with hands clawed), and goes GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Man, I just shit all over myself!!….Well, hell, says one of the buddies, Id shit all over myself, too, if a bear did that to me…….No, no, said the teller, I didnt mean, then…..I meant, just now…when I reared up and screamed GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


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