23
Oct

Before I came to college I wish I had known…

Before I came to college I wish I had known…

  • that it didnt matter how late I scheduled my first class Id sleep right through it.
  • that I would change so much and barely realize it.
  • that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
  • that college kids throw airplanes, too.
  • that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why youre so dressed up.
  • that every clock on campus shows a different time.
  • that if you were smart in high school – so what?
  • that I would go to a party the night before a final.
  • that chem labs require more time than all my other classes put together.
  • that you can know everything and fail a test.
  • that you can know nothing and ace a test.
  • that I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roomie.
  • that home is a great place to visit.
  • that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes.
  • that friendship is more than getting drunk together.
  • that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about.
  • that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50.
  • that Sunday is a figment of the worlds imagination.
  • that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, and physics is really math.
  • that I really wouldnt be with that high school (boy/girl)friend for the rest of my life.
  • that dorms can be both your lifeline and personal hell at the same time.
  • that beer would play an intricate role in my future.
  • that Ramen and spaghetti would be my life.
  • how much I would miss my washer and dryer at home.
  • that I would no longer get allowance.

Thanx to William Conway.

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