After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive! Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. You wanted to end the Americans liberty, so they gave you death! Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense! He drops a large weight on Osamas knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams – this is not what I was promised!
An angel replies I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you…
What the hell did you think I said?
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Mar
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- I cant handle rejection
- Virgin Marry
- Headlines of 2050
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Show and Tell
- You might be a Republican if…
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Clinton at the May Day parade
- The new tactic with fund raising
- A redneck night before Christmas
- Dont mess with Texas
- Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master
- Real-Life Idiots (Americans!)
- Dont feel sorry for Monica.
- The FBI has called in