C & W Song Titles!

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The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)

1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Goodbye 4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 5) How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away? 6) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know Ive Been A Liar All My Life? 7) I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral 8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life 9) I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 10) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me 11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. 12) I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You 13) I Wanna Whip Your Cow 14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldnt Spell Yuck! 15) I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause Im Afraid Shed Win 16) Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy 17) Im Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life 18) Im The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised 19) Ive Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 20) Ive Got The Hungries For Your Love And Im Waiting In Your Welfare Line 21) If I Cant Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 22) If Love Were Oil, Id Be A Quart Low 23) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, Id Blow It All On You 24) If You Dont Leave Me Alone, Ill Go And Find Someone Else Who Will 25) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? 26) Mama Get The Hammer (Theres A Fly On Papas Head) 27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic 28) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love Jesus 29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart 30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 31) Oh, Ive Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You 32) Pardon Me, Ive Got Someone To Kill 33) She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft 34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 36) Shes Got Freckles On Her, But Shes Pretty 37) Thank God And Greyhound Shes Gone 38) They May Put Me In Prison, But They Cant Stop My Face From Breakin Out 39) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart 40) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So Ill Think Youre Walking In 41) You Cant Have Your Kate And Edith Too 42) You Cant Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd 43) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 44) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life 45) Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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