The little boy was 8 yrs old when his parents decided to have him circumcised (looking different than dad, other kids, etc.).

After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school.

After about an hour, the pain was really starting to bother him so he asked if he could see the school nurse.

He went to see her but was too embarrassed to tell her what the problem was.

She suggested that he call his Mom and see if she could come and get him.

The nurse waited in the other room while the call was made.

After a few minutes the little boy came out and started walking back to class, but the nurse noticed that his penis was hanging out of his pants.

She said Johnny, what are you doing? You cant walk around like that.

He replied, Well I told my Mom how much I hurt and she said that if I could just stick it out till lunch time she would come pick me up then.

Little Johnny refused to eat. So his mother, in desperation, took him to the psychiatrist, who tried many methods, to no avail. The psychiatrist asked, What would you like to eat?

Worms Little Johnny said. The psychiatrist was gleeful as he sent his nurse for cupful. Placing them on a plate, he said, Here they are.

I want them fried was the response.

The nurse took them and had them fried.

When presented with them, Little Johnny replied that he only desired one. The psychiatrist took one and in a strong voice said, Here is only one. Now eat it.

I only want half and you eat the other was the reply.

The psychiatrist swallowed one half and gave the other to Little Johnny. Just then Little Johnny began to cry. The doctor asked what was wrong.

Little Johnny said, You ate my half!

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, Whats so funny Pat?



Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.



Get out of my classroom, she yells, I dont want to see you for three days.



The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks,Whats so funny Billy?



Well teacher, I just saw both of your garters.



Again she yells, Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I dont want to see you for three weeks.



Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.



Where do you think you are going? she asks.



Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over.

Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and… Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the stop, so Little Johnny tells her.

I was at the playground and I saw Daddys car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy

At this point Mummy cut him off and says, Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddys face when you tell it tonight.

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and … then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

So Johnnys mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

– First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…

so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

– Ok, now take off my skirt…

and he takes off her skirt.

– Now take off my bra…

which he does.

– And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.

and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,

Johnny, PLEASE dont wear any of my clothes to school any more!

Johnnys dad walks into the bathroom and sees Johnny scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush.

His dad says, “What the hell are you doing!”

Johnny says, Theres no way Im getting a cavity like my sister

Little Johnnys teacher told the class to go home and find something interesting to tell the class for the next day. The next day when the teacher told Johnny to tell his story, he went up to the blackboard and drew a period. The teacher asked Johnny what was so interesting about a period. Johnny stood up and replied I dont know, but this morning when my sister said she missed one, mom fainted, dad fell down the stairs, and the guy next door shot himself!

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed his mums bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, I need a man, I need a man.

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day Johnny came home from school and heard her moaning again. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself and moaned, Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!

The teacher replied, Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is urinate.

Please use the word urinate in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, Youre an eight, but if you had bigger tits, youd be a ten!!!

One day after school,Little Johnny went up to the teacher and said,Teacher,Teacher,take of your shirt. The teacher said,Johnny no! Johnny goes,If you dont then Ill tell my mommy and shell tell my daddy then youll get fired! Ok,Johnny, said the teacher while taking it off. Then Johnny said,Teacher,take off your pants. The teacher said,No,Johnny! Johnny said,Then Ill tell my mommy then shell tell my daddy and youll get fired! Ok,Johnny,said the teacher as she took them off. Johnny said,Teacher, take off your bra. No,Johnny!said the teacher. Ill tell my mommy then shell tell my daddy and youll get fired!said Johnny. Ok,Johnny.the teacher said as she took it off. Teacher,take off your panties.johnny said. No,Johnny!said the teacher. Ill tell my mommy then shell tell! Ok,Johnny,said teacher as she took them off. The Johnny undressed and said to his teacher,Teacher,Teacher.Let me fuck you! The teacher replied,No,Johnny. Ill tell my mommy and shell tell my daddy and youll get fired!said Johnny. Ok,Johnnythe teacher said as she climbed on the desk!