You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!
Whats a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??
Drop trou and give me 20!
Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups
Soldier, Im admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.
Remember An Officer and a Gentleman? Im neither, baby.
The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.
Wanna know why Im called a drill sergeant?
Drop and give me 69!
Baby, you put the fox in foxhole.
Youll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if its your bra.
Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.
Drop and give me 20 — on my lap.
Wanna help me get an honorable discharge?

and Top5s Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line…

Uncle Sam aint the only one who wants you.

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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

10. Bring pets.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEOs voice mail.

3 guyz get captured by canibals and the canibals took the 3 guyz 2 the king canibal deep within a forest. The king canibal says,we will not eat you guyz on one condition, if each of you can get 10 of the same fruits and stick them up your butt hole without making any facial expression, we will let you live. So the 3 guyz went out into the forest to find fruits. The first guy came back with 10 apples and came back to the king. He started sticking the apples up his but, 1, 2, 3, one pops out and he yelled,ouch!! So they ate him and he died. The second guy came back with grapes, he started sticking them up his butt, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9….. he laughed. so he got eaten and died. The 2 guyz met in heaven and the first guy says,hey u almost had it why did u laugh? The second guy says, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, because i saw the second guy coming with pinapples!!!!

8. Thou shalt spell thy words correctly when ever possible.

Hasta La Vista, Virginity!
Its 1999 – So Thats How Many Times in a Row Well Be Playing That Damn Prince Song!
Trailer Parks n Rainbows
Whitehead Wonderland
The Future is Ours! (As Long As Youre Popular, Rich and Attractive – Otherwise, Dream On)
The Blue Ball
Fun With Heroin Chic
The Final Confirmation Of The Absolute Stupidity Of Our Jock-Dominated Social Microcosm 99!
Balloons, Schmalloons – Its Still the Gym
Bulimia on Parade
A Night of Peach Schnapps Vomit

and Topfive.coms Number 1 Worst Prom Theme…

Night of 1000 Premature Ejaculations

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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

21. Thou shalt not upload worm programs.

Every time you double click something, a message box asks, Is that your final answer?
Your motherboard keeps making chicken soup.
Every time you hit the delete key, a naked photo of Shelley Winters pops up.
Snot is dripping out of the disk drive.
Incriminating e-mails about Whitewater, Monica, and Vince Foster mysteriously disappear. (White House only)
Before ejecting the CD, it makes a disgusting hocking noise.
The Dr. Solomon splash screen pops up again, but this time hes brought a priest.
Its having a helluva time getting a referral from the HMOs primary care tech support guy.
Your screen saver now shows Pamela Anderson at home with the flu.
Pus between the keys, pus in the floppy drives, and pus oozing out of the monitor — its either a virus, or Ron in Sales has been using it without your permission again.
Your web browser just tossed its cookies.
Dell customer service recommends the nighttime, freezing, rebooting, up-locking, destroying, hosed-drive, deleted so you can buy a new PC medicine.

and Topfive.coms Number 1 Sign Your Computer Has a Virus…

Your dancing hamsters are all dead.

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