Old and New Jokes

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit.But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm, he complained.Thats why the suit is such a bargain, the sales
clerk explained. Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like this.But the right leg is way too short, argued the customer.No problem, the sales clerk answered. Just keep your right knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will notice. Thats why this suit is only
thirty dollars.Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left
shoulder into the air, tucked the suits left lapel
under his chin, bent his right knee, and limped out of
the store toward his car.Two doctors happened along and noticed him.Good heavens, the first doctor said to the
second, look at that poor crippled fellow.Yeah, answered the second doctor. But doesnt that
suit fit great?