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For those of you who have children and dont know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss

Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All who wish to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private study

The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at JCC. Please use the double door at side entrance

The Mens Club is warmly invited to an oneg hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.

We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you

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