George Bush Virus – Doesnt do anything, but you cant get rid of it until November
Ted Kennedy Virus – Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened
Warren Commission Virus – Wont allow you to open your files for 75 years
Jerry Brown Virus – Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number
David Duke Virus – Makes your screen go completely white
Congress Virus – Overdraws your disk space
Paul Tsongas Virus – Pops up on Dec. 25 and says Im Not Santa Claus
Pat Buchanan Virus – Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen
Dan Quayle Virus – Forces your computer to play PGA TOUR from 10am to 4pm 6 days a week
Bill Clinton Virus – This virus mutates from region to region. Were not exactly sure what it does.
Richard Nixon Virus – aka the Tricky Dick Virus you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.
H. Ross Perot Virus – same as the Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its development.