A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
3) And when youre in deep s**t, its best to keep your mouth shut
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Skin Graft
- Suggestion box
- Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
- Batchelor party pranks (part 1)
- Nuns in Transylvania (adult)
- More Your Mommas
- Jew in Berlin 1943
- Bombed Outta My Head
- The Pope on a plane doinc crossword puzzle
- Try Landing This! (off. to blondes)
- Dressing Up to Go Out
- Punny week – The old man and the hound
- Why didnt the engineer ever leave the all you can eat joint?
- The Difference Between Men and Women
- The price of conversion