Pick one word from each column to form your very own Net Hype Term.

Use it liberally in conversation and in magazine articles. Make it into an acronym.

Call up customer support lines and ask about it. Post about it on irrelevant Usenet newsgroups. Pretend that you know what it means.

Bonus points if Wired Magazine writes a gushy article about it.

A:B:C:
interactivemultimediasuite
highspeedserverarchitecture
networkede-mailengine
revolutionaryrealitygroup
visionaryprotocolsite
virtualsoftwareagent
the WELLschatnewsgroup
Mondocommunicationsnetwork
intelligentparallelCD-ROM
onlinemodemagent
real-timeinformationteleconference