14
May
There once was a man named Dave,
who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was ugly as shit
and missing one tit,
but think of the money he saved!
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- The Statues
- A Christmas Poem
- High school students demand wars in easier-to-find countries
- Are blind pilots flying?
- Rooster Difference
- Things You Cant Say at Work
- Bad Month for Car Saleman
- Say Again?
- Troublesome honeymoon
- Drinkers Alphabet
- And the moral is…
- 3 Great Lessons
- Wheres ya bin? (down under)
- Getting the car keys from a kinky dad (sick)
- Job Hunting