A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, If you marry my daughter, Ill make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary.

The guy says, Whats wrong with her? The boss shows him a picture, and shes hideous.

The boss says, Its only fair to tell you, shes not only ugly, shes as dumb as a wall.

The guy says, I dont care what you offer me, it aint worth it.

The boss says, Ill give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island.

The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex. About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and hes about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, Bring me a hammer.

She mumbles, Get the hammer. Get the hammer, and she fetches the hammer.

The guy says, Get me some nails. She mumbles, Get the nails. Get the nails, and she gets him some nails.

The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, Fuck!

She mumbles, Get the bag. Get the bag.