Give that man a hand

This yuppie had just gotten his first BMW and wanted to show
it off to his friends. So he goes motoring up Broadway, and parks at
his friends apartment. He was so excited that he forgot to look when
he opened the door. Just then, a taxi comes screaming up and neatly
removes the door from the car, along with the guys left arm.

The guy jumps out of his car and starts screaming, My BMW, my
BMW! The taxi driver comes running up, and says, Listen, youre in
shock, your arm was taken off and youre losing a lot of blood.

The yuppie just notices that his arm was ripped off and starts
to yell, My Rolex, my Rolex!!

Raymond C.Caron (The Lizard)

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