GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

by Irish Rovers (1986?)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say theres no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Shed been drinkin too much egg nog,
And wed begged her not to go.
But shed left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin Claus marks on her back.

Grandma go run over by a reindeer,
Walkin home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say theres no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
Hes been takin this so well.
See him in there watchin football,
Drinkin beer and playin cards with cousin Belle.

Its not Christmas without Grandma.
All the familys dressed in black.
And we just cant help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say theres no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandmas wig.

Ive warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say theres no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.