This really tough Hells-Angel type bursts into a bar and strides up to the middle of the bar. He orders a beer, gulps it down, turns to the people at the left end of the bar and growls All you down there… Youre all a bunch of queer cock suckers! he gulps down a second beer and turns to the right side of the bar. Youre all a bunch of stupid mother fuckers.

All is still for a moment until a guy at the right end gets up. The Hells Angel says Where the fuck you going?

The guy says Im at the wrong end of the bar.