10
Oct
This old letch plans to marry a young blonde gold digger.
Object: breathing some new life into him.
It doesnt. In fact, she just about fucks him to death on their honeymoon.
On his deathbed, he calls for his adult sons and says he has one final request: After Im gone, cremate me, then put me in her douche bag and run me through one more time.
Q. What comes out of the penis first at the time of orgasm?
A. The wrinkles.