How to be a cool teenager

1. Make fun of people
2. Spike your hair.
3. Pierece yourself in places that cause horrible pain.
4. Dye your hair.
5. Talk about sex and drinking, no matter how inexperienced you are.
6. Talk like you are stoned, even if you arent.
7. Say Duuuuuude. a lot
8. Ruin society

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