Old and New Jokes

I love my Job ~ By Dr Seuss



I love my Job

I love my Job, I love the Pay!

I love it more and more each day.

I love my Boss; hes the best!

I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my Office and its location –

I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and gray,

and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded Cell!

Theres nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my Peers –

I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my Computer and all its Software;

I hug it often though it doesnt care…

I love each Program and every File,

I try to understand once in a while!!

Im happy to be here, I am I am;

Im the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.

I love this Work: I love these Chores.

I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

I love my Job – Ill say it again –

I even love these friendly Men –

These men whove come to visit today

in lovely white coats to take me away!!