Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with truth.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they
do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving
into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, lets look at the
different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there
are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth
and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to
increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyles Law states that in
order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of
the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

Case 1: If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell
breaks loose.

Case 2: If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa Banyan during
my freshman year, it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you and
take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual
relations with her, then case 2 cannot be true.

Thus, hell is exothermic.