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Jim Mullens Hot Sheet – What the country is talking about
{Entertainment Weekly}
December 19, 1998
- {The Prince of Egypt}. There was an early marketing snag. Moses wanted to be called The Prophet Formerly Known as the Prince of Egypt.
- {Helen and Anne). Theyre sick of living in the backstabbing, two faced, lying deceitful world of Hollywood. So theyre moving to Washington, DC.
- {Frank Sinatra}. It turns out the FBI kept a 1300-page file on him. They were this close to finding out about his singing.
- {Fruitcake Jokes}. They last years longer than Viagra and Monica Lewinsky Jokes.
- {Jack Frost}. A father dies and comes back as a cuddly snowman. The bad news is, his family moved to Miami.
- {Kelsey Grammer}. Hes worried a home sex video he made will hurt his career. He should splice it into the middle of {Down Periscope}. No one will ever see it.
- {Shopping}. A study says going to the mall makes mens blood pressure rise. Did they administer the test in front of Victorias Secret?
- {Patch Adams}. Robin Williams plays a doctor who believes laughter is the best medicine. So do most HMOs.
- {Youve got Mail}. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan carry on a romance over the Internet. And we get to watch them type?
- {Julie Andrews}. {The Sound of Music} star vows her throat problems wont keep her from singing again. It never stopped Bob Dylan.
- {Stepmom}. Julia Roberts cant seem to get along with her new future stepchildren. Whats her name, and Hey, You!
- {Seasonal Affective Disorder}. Thats what they called the Depression some people get this time of year. It used to be called, Being Broke.
- {A Civil Action}. John Travolta plays a lawyer who spends his life savings to help one town. Then he wakes up.
- {Star Trek: Insurrection}. The crew of the Starship Enterprise saves the entire known universe. For the umpteemth time. Now its Miller Time.
- {The Faculty}. High school students suspect their teachers are from another planet. No humans would work that hard for that kind of money.