Monica who?

Monica Lewinsky mentioned to her college room mate, Kathleen OMalley, that she would be going home for Rosh Hashanah.

Kathleen asked Is that the holiday when you light the candles?

Monica answered No, Thats Hannukah.

Oh responds Kathleen,is it the one where you eat un-leavened bread?

No, thats Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the Shofar!

Jeez said Kathleen You Jews are really nice to your servants

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