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Mar

New US state mottos

FLORIDA
The Gunshine State
ALABAMA
Literacy Aint Everything
ARKANSAS
At Least Were not Oklahoma
ILLINOIS
Gateway to Iowa
KENTUCKY
Tobacco is a Vegetable
MAINE
For Sale
MONTANA
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
NEW JERSEY
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW MEXICO
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NORTH CAROLINA
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
OHIO
Dont Judge us by Cleveland
PENNSYLVANIA
Cook with Coal
SOUTH DAKOTA
Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE
The Educashun State
TEXAS
Si Hablo Ingles
UTAH
Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus

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