No charge for admission!

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, Sorry, bud,
you need a tie for this place. Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages
around, but theres no necktie to be found. Finally, in desperation, he
takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and
lets the ends dangle free. Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says
Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But dont start anything.

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