A man carrying a small bag walks into a bar.

The bartender serves him a drink, but being a curious person he asks the man, what is the bag?

Its really quite amazing, the man says, as he opens the bag, and reveals a very small piano and a 10 tall miniature man.

The tiny human marches directly over to the piano and begins to play absolutely beautiful music.

After a few minutes of this demonstration, the bartender wants to know how the man came by this fabulous find.

The man produces a small brass lantern from his coat pocket and says: I was given this magic lantern by a wise old Gypsy and I merely rubbed the lamp and made a wish!

The bartender asks if the man would mind if he made a wish, and after some money changed hands the man consents to allow one wish to be made.

The bartender quickly rubs the lamp, closes his eyes and makes his wish. And in a flash an old Genie appears for a brief instant, makes a grand wave of his arms and the bar is immediately overrun with ducks!

I mean they are everywhere, and of course there is absolute pandemonium in the building. Feathers, duck shit, tremendous noise and people are rushing to get out of the building.

What the hell kind of Magic Genie is that, the bartender screams over the noise, I didnt wish for a million ducks!

Well as you may have noticed the man says the Genie is rather old, and he is a quite hard of hearing, and this can cause some misunderstanding.

You dont think I wished for a 10 pianist do you?