1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
3. Dont be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Dont be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You cant go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If youre not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While youre undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection! Protect your erection.
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. If yo really love her, wear a cover.
22. Dont make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
24. If you cant shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
25. No glove, No love.
26. Dont be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
27. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
28. Even though youre tired and sleepy, take the time to wrap your pee-pee.
29. You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody.