Knock knock?
whos there!
knock knock?
whos there!
be quiet and open the door my but is freezing!
05
Oct
05
Oct
What did the mosquito say when he saw a camels hump?
Gee, did I do that.?
05
Oct
Once Santa Singh went to a shop to buy a can of cooking oil. After he paid the money, he demanded:
Now, give me my cholestrol
Shop keeper amused : what
Dont act smart with me Santa Said, its printed clearly on the can that cholestrol free
05
Oct
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: Disneyland Left.
So they went home.
05
Oct
Q: Why do blondes smile when theres lightning? A: Because they think theyre getting their picture taken!
05
Oct
A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy, and to ask his father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother. His brother kicks him out of the room because he doesnt have time to answer his stupid questions, so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley.
He asks the bum, Whos Jesus Christ?
The bum replies, Well, I am.
The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof. So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, Jesus Christ, are you in here again?
05
Oct
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didnt do?
Teacher: Of corse not!
Boy: Good cause I didnt do my homework!
04
Oct
Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
04
Oct
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
04
Oct
Tres amigos hablaban acerca de cuales consideraban las mejores posiciones durante el sexo.
¡La número uno es el 69!, acepta uno.
¡Me fascina el pollo asado!, dice el otro.
¡No hay nada mejor que la del rodeo!, comenta el tercero.
Los otros dos amigos se miran con cara de asombro, y rápido le preguntan en qué consiste esa posición.
El hombre les explica: Bueno, le dices a tu mujer que se ponga en cuatro y empiezas por detrás; una vez que las cosas se pongan bien calientes, apoyas tu pecho sobre su espalda, la abrazas fuertemente, y con delicadeza le susurras al oÃdo: esta posición le fascina a mi secretaria… e intentas mantenerte encima de ella por más de ocho segundos.