By the time you can make ends meet, theyve moved the ends.
05
Oct
05
Oct
When asked how Paula Jones compared to Monica Lewinski, President Clinton
responded Close, but no cigar.
05
Oct
Knock knock?
whos there!
knock knock?
whos there!
be quiet and open the door my but is freezing!
05
Oct
What did the mosquito say when he saw a camels hump?
Gee, did I do that.?
05
Oct
Once Santa Singh went to a shop to buy a can of cooking oil. After he paid the money, he demanded:
Now, give me my cholestrol
Shop keeper amused : what
Dont act smart with me Santa Said, its printed clearly on the can that cholestrol free
05
Oct
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: Disneyland Left.
So they went home.
05
Oct
Q: Why do blondes smile when theres lightning? A: Because they think theyre getting their picture taken!
05
Oct
A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy, and to ask his father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother. His brother kicks him out of the room because he doesnt have time to answer his stupid questions, so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley.
He asks the bum, Whos Jesus Christ?
The bum replies, Well, I am.
The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof. So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, Jesus Christ, are you in here again?
05
Oct
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didnt do?
Teacher: Of corse not!
Boy: Good cause I didnt do my homework!
04
Oct
Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.