Knock-Knock
Whos there
Shamp
Shamp Who?
Oh, you mean shampoo!
12
Jun
12
Jun
Why do Mexicans always have tamales for Christmas dinner?
– So theyll have something to unwrap!
12
Jun
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids
home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing
the dogs duties.
They use him to keep crowds back, said one youngster.
No, said another, hes just for good luck
A third child brought the argument to a close…They use the dogs,
she said firmly, to find the fire hydrant.
12
Jun
Do you know why the new [ethnic] navy is buying glass-bottomed boats for their
new fleet?
So they can see the old [ethnic] navy.
12
Jun
An application for a wedding license in this mornings paper lists Patricia English and Richard Spelling. Poor girl will be Patricia English Spelling!
12
Jun
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, I cant do it, I cant do it, I CANT DO IT!
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, How did it go? The first one answers. It was embarrassing. I simply couldnt do it. The second hobbit shook his head. Manhood problems, eh? No. I couldnt get on the bed!
12
Jun
A man enters into a bar, and the waiter comes and asks him What do you want to drink sir? The customer points out to a guy laying on the floor and replies Whatever that guy was drinking.
12
Jun
You might be a redneck if…
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
12
Jun
1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
4. Your province is really easy to draw
5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbors house
7. YOUR Roughriders survived
8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
9. People will assume you live on a farm
10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense
11
Jun
Tres abuelos se reúnen para charlar y terminan hablando de sexo lanzando la siguiente pregunta:
¿En qué etapa de la vida de una mujer te gustarÃa hacerle el amor?
El primer anciano responde:
A mÃ, me gustarÃa una adolescente para que apriete y enseñe.
El segundo carcamal contesta:
A mÃ, una adulta para gozar y gozar sin que me interrumpa.
El último de ellos apresura:
A mÃ, una anciana.
¡Una viejaaaaaa¡, exclaman al unÃsono los otros dos abuelos. Pero, ¿por qué?
Pues porque ella harÃa el amor como si fuera su última vez.