Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One – he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.
03
Nov
02
Nov
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
02
Nov
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!
01
Nov
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.
01
Nov
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?
A: A Bull-Dozer!
01
Nov
Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed.
31
Oct
A woman calls a nother women and asks what the dress code is. I the women on the on the other side of the phone replies very confidential!
30
Oct
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
99. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
30
Oct
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants
to makeup his mind.
Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
Tries to drown a fish in water.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
Airport leftâ€, turns around and goes home.
Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
29
Oct
Police Chief: As a recruit, youll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!