Q: Why is duct tape like The Force? A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
15
Jul
15
Jul
A blind man was walking down the road past a fish processing factory. Suddenly, he stopped, took a sniff, turned around and said, Good morning, ladies!
15
Jul
A kid calls up his mom from his college and asks her for some money, hed run out.
Mom says, Sure, sweetie. Mom will send you some money. And by the way, you left your calculus book here when you visited last week, do you want me to send that up too?
Uhh, oh yeah, OK. responds the kid.
So Mom wrapped the book up, along with 2 checks, in a package and went to the post office to mail it.
When she gets back, Dad asks, Well how much did you give the boy this time?
Mom says, Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000.
$1,020!!! yells Dad, Are you crazy???
Dont worry hon, says Mom, I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!
15
Jul
You might be a redneck if…
You have the taxidermists number on speed-dial.
15
Jul
He asks him Meri company ka naam kya hain?
Options : TISCO, Wipro, ABCL, Reliance.
The guys says ABCL
Amitabh asks Sure, confident?
The guys says yes confident
Amitabh says Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do
The computer replies Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !
15
Jul
I saw Mary with the ex American Secretary of State yesterday.
Kissinger?
No, just holding her hand …
14
Jul
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya cant get married to yer sweetheart cause theres a law against it.
You dated one of your parents current spouses in high school.
14
Jul
You have more than 500 rounds of ammunition in your house….not including 22 caliber.
You have guns in your house that you cannot find.
You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.
14
Jul
A guy walked into a bar and said ouch.
14
Jul
Whats the difference between Bob Barker and Lorena Bobbit?
One is a slick pricer and the other is a prick slicer.