Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two–one to say Shell be right mate and one to fetch the beers.
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Q: How many tight wads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a lightbulb still only lasts 1000 hours.
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Q: How many Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That depends on how far up the succession list the lightbulb is. For lightbulbs within 50 (+or-5) of the throne, the total can be approximated by (10 000/n) where n = place in succession list.
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Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weathers bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs three million dollars.
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Q: How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Im not changing a thing
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Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.
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Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
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Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that moderate Southerners wont cotton to on Super Tuesday. At least I hope not.