6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the days lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
And who was it that developed the theories behind communism? the professor asked.
I dont know, the student said.
Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know, said the professor.
Thats not true, the student replied. I never pay attention anyway!
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
37. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
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192. Write letters to yourself from famous people. Mail them to yourself.
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Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, So, Liz, hows your sex life these days? Liz replies, Oh, you know. Its the usual, Social Security kind. Social Security? Nina asked quizzically. Yeah, you get a little each month, but its not enough to live on.
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24. Smile. All the time.
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71. Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you cant answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you dont trust your ceiling.
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137. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, The people have a right to know!
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69. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you cant remember who it was.
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104. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously recover. Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, Oooh, are you dying?