31
Dec

Freuds 23rd law: ideas endure

Freuds 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.

31
Dec

Common sense is the most

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. – Descartes, 1637

31
Dec

The organization of any program

The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it.

31
Dec

Boves Theorem: The remaining

Boves Theorem: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

31
Dec

If an item is advertised

If an item is advertised as under $50, you can bet its not $19.95.

31
Dec

Any horizontal surface is soon

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

31
Dec

Job placement: Telling your boss

Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

31
Dec

It is easier to get

It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.

31
Dec

Matter will be damaged in

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

31
Dec

If at first you dont

If at first you dont succeed, well…darn.