Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
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The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
fall out of tree, not see.
……NO FEE
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When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.
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Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.
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Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
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The 5 Ps : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crews foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation.
Thinking quickly the supervisor radios back and says, Dont worry, well send some shovels…… just lean on each other until they arrive.
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If Murphys Law can go wrong, it will.
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Nothing ever comes out as planned.