Why are Polish and polish spelled the same?
– Because Webster didnt know shit from Shinola.
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What did the Jewish American Princess say when she knocked over a
priceless Ming vase?
Oh, Daaaaddy, its OK, Im not hurt.
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
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What is the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Lion King?
Ones an African Lion and the other is a Lying African,
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Whats the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in the middle of Wales?
A leisure centre!
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Yo mommas so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!
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Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went camping.
While they were sleeping two giant bears came and ate them all. The
rangers came and found the torn up camp site. Then they saw the bears.
They shot the bears and cut open the female. In the bear they found the
Italian and the Polish person. One ranger said to the other wheres the
Czechosolvakian? The other ranger said: the Czechs in the male.