What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Vietnamese?
A car thief that cant drive.
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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
– Mick Jagger says, Hey you, get off of my cloud. and a Scottsman says,
Hey McCloud get off of my ewe.
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Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
She cant stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.
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A Father and son are talking about where to go on holiday.
The father suggests Poland because you can eat and drink for free.
Also, he says, you may go to the buffet for free.
After his visit to Poland his son lies in the hospital and complains
bitterly, Why have you told me all this is free in Poland. Everytime I
tried to have lunch for free or tried to go to the buffet for free I was
beaten up.
After his father had a careful reflection he says,
Oh, sorry. I didn t tell you I was in Poland with the SS!
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How many [ethnic] people does it take to make love?
Three, two to do it, and one to read the instructions.
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When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a
Prague ophthalmologist. The doctor showed the patient the
eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ.
Can you read that? the doctor asked.
Can I read it? the Czech replied. I date his sister!
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In 1890, the Irish invented the toilet.
In 1891, the English invented the hole into it.
Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
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What does Bill Clinton, Ken Starr, and Monica Lewinsky have in
common?
They blow.
Clinton blows the sax, Starr blows the whistle, and
Monica blows the skin flute.
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Did you hear Clinton doesnt use bookmarks?
He just bends over and sticks the pages!
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President Clinton said to Monica, I didnt tell you to lie in
deposition… I told you to lie in that position!