Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her name tag)?
A: Debbie. . . thats cute. What did you name the other one?
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Dec
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Dec
Todays headline read: Clinton Probe Expands.
It turned out to be a direct quote attributed to Monica Lewinsky.
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Dec
Whats the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
At least this time, theres no doubt about the identity of Deep Throat.
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Dec
What do you get when you cross a blonde with Bill Clinton?
A prostitute.
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Dec
Monica was interviewed before joining the White House interns, they asked
her how she held her liquor.
She said, I get him by both ears
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Dec
Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff?
She didnt know what staff they really meant.
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Dec
Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
– His dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Dec
What did the dress prove?
She didnt swallow.
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Dec
Excerpt from Kenneth Starrs cross examination of President Clinton.
Starr: Now you told us earlier that you spent a lot of money on a face
lift for Ms. Lewinski. Would you like to clarify just how much money you
spent?
Clinton: No, no ,no. What I said was, I blew a wad on her
face.
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Dec
One day, Bill and Hillary went out to dinner. The waiter asked Hillary
what she wanted. She said, Ill have the steak, well done, potato,
chicken soup… and the waiter asked, and the vegetable?
Hillary said, Oh, hell have the same.