Knock Knock
Whos there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!
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Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Wes!
Wes who?
Wes Side Story!
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
56. If you get in before your roomate, go to sleep in his/her bed.
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
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Dec
Q: What is the blondes highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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Dec
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
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Dec
Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers. The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm down and do what she does. She then proceeds to quickly chug the last of the beer in her hand, peel the label off, stick the bottle under the seat and stick the label to her forehead. The second blonde follows along. When they arrive at the road block, the officer looks in and is quite surprised by this spectacle and says, Hello ladies. By any chance have you two been drinking tonight? Why no officer, you see, we are on the patch!
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Dec
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
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Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Kit!
Kit who?
Kit me quick!
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Dec
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes.