Pass the salt darling

A man was invited for dinner at a friends house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, Thats really nice after all of these years youve been married to keep saying those little pet names.

The host said, Well, honestly, Ive forgotten her name.

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