The nervous young bride became irritated by her husbands lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

I demand proper manners in bed, she declared, just as I do at the dinner table!

Amused by his wifes formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. Is that better? he asked, with a hint of a smile.

Yes, replied the girl, much better.

Very good, darling, the husband whispered.

Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.