Real excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling)

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today.

Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32,

and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out

of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was

hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered

by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)

(dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()s were crossed out.]

12. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his fathers fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because

I dont know what size she wears.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to

get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday,

we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her


18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a

weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and

could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with


21. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore

throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever

and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all

over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must

be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

22. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His

father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed

with the doctor.

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