A man goes to the doctor and he finds out that he is very ill and only has a few weeks to live. He cant believe it and starts asking the doctor, What can I do?
The Doctor says that unfortunatley it is too late and he should concentrate on getting his affairs in order.
There must be something! the man says. What about radiation, Chemotherapy….Im a tough guy!
The doctor again says that there is nothing they can do for him and he should concentrate on the time he has left.
The man, however, is beside himself and will not give up. Doc, please. What about experimantal treatments? Im not leaving until you give me something!
At this point the doctor finally says, OK, if I were you Id take my wife up to the wine country and go to one of those spas they have, for a mud bath.
Now the guy really cant believe it. A mud bath? he says. If radiation wont work, chemo wont work, what is a mud bath supposed to accomplish?
Well, replies the Doctor, It will get you used to dirt.
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Nov
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.