08
Jun
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of
Viagra. The doctor said, Thats no problem. How many do you want?
The man answered, Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.
The doctor said, That wont do you any good.
The elderly gentleman said, Thats allright. I dont need them for sex
anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough
so I dont pee on my shoes.