A survey on sexual habits was being carried out by a popular newspaper and one questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse.

Oh, about half a dozen times a year, said the gentleman. The questioner smiled.

I thought you Italians were supposed to be sexy! she said.

We are, said the gentleman. But, I dont think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a seventy-two year old priest with no car